Well! Well! Well! For the time being the whole Pakistani nation has my sympathies because they could not celebrate the New Year with the regular enthusiasm due to the holy month of Ramadhan. Well, leave others but guess how I brought in the new year? By studying whole night mathematics and singing choral songs by learning integration formulas.
Hah! What a way to celebrate. People celebrated the new year with their loved ones but my night was celebrated learning my beloved favorite subject - Mathematics. Of course, I had to show my face by securing a good score to her. I studied the whole night preparing mathematics as I 've not touched the book the whole previous year till I met this beautiful damsel who was in love with mathematics. Personally I don't feel like wasting my father's precious money on books rather than enjoy a cool dinner at KFC but I managed to break my three year record and bpught the math book for the first time. I was dead scared of paper and was thinking that university should allow helping materials or mini computers in examinations as remembering 150 rules of integration, the new formulas for limits and differentiation and long life curvature from the Thomas and Phinees mathematics book at one night in a volume of 6 cubic inch brain is not an easy task. So as usual I was pretty depressed by the new year because I wasted a couple of my red notes on buying that book . Any way cursing my beloved for subject I still made some resolutions and wrote them on the cover of my mathematics book.
My first resolution was to think over discovering new ways of using my leisure time. Last year I wasted about three hundred sixty nice hours, fifty four minutes anfd nineteen seconds thinking about how to use my leisure time leisurely.
I decided to improve my grades. For the time being, I think that all the teachers are doing a conspiracy against me in one way or the other. last term, as usual I could not prepare for my paper due to my "extra curricular" busy schedule. I wrote the answer of the first question in 15 minutes and cut the same answer in half an hour to appear again in my paper but you know what happened, the dear teacher passed me and awarded me a poor C.
I also decided to keep my room clean but somehow either I just cannot find time enough to clean it or my cleaned room was not liked by my mom. Isn't it right to keep a room like a NASA workshop so that it may have a good impression on your friends but my mom scolds me whenever I do that, leaving my CD's here and there, books also scattering opened, computer book opened over the key board and what else.
I have decided to take exercise daily. Keeping my big tummy coming out for quite sometime, I always became a bit over enthusiastic seeing the other smart people. In one day, I did jogging, brisk walking, aerobics, yoga, weight lifting and gymnastics. By the end of the day, I was totally exhausted, my legs started aching and I was left with nothing only to leave it for good and started aching and I was left with nothing only to leave it for good and start playing cricket. No matter, I've been playing cricket for more than a decade. But now I've decided to make my target the national team. However, last year when I started up with the same enthusiasm I returned having got a bouncer on my mouth which really changed the geographic on my face. 
I've also decided to become a Pakistani politician. I'll become patriotic and will do which only suit my interests. I'll say salaam to every rising star on the horizon. Any way, I'll have to act like this today as tomorrow I'll have to take the place of big politicians.
DEDICATION:
I dedicate this year to mathematics, my beloved favorite subject. I'm sure this time I'll be able to get a good grade in it. I wish all those who're sincere in their motives what so ever, may achieve success and be happy. This is my prayer for 2000.

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